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Cans Demotivational Poster


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler


TAGS: republicans conservatives neo cons bush cheney hitler iraq funny
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Kspace

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm
Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the **** in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm
I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.
arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm
Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm
1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm
I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm
Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm
i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm
This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm
There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm
You talk about s******ing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you s******ed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm
Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm
Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm
WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
sorry, grand forks or fargo
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am
honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! f***in libs!
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am
so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am
all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am
that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am
but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am
our p**** lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am
what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am
hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm
Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm
He continues to allow warrantless wire-***ping and that is a disgrace for sure.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm
What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
Well...I think its funny. 5/5 Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his **** will go on
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm
Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm
uh-huh.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you? And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm
Who said a d*** thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm
for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of **** who paid off his debts with our money
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of **** that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm
yea the obama admin is a f***ing model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your a** you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am
Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am
Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am
I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am
I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am
I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am
Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am
Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am
if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also
Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I don't think Kspace and Rollseyes really know what they're talking about.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bu****e. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.
Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bu****es.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm
I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.
really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm
we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!


trumping the trump -




NUCLEAR EXPERTS - AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...


TAGS: d*** us americans
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:44 pm
Very true. Even the "experts" who dropped the A-bomb exclaimed, "Dang! Was THAT supposed to happen?"
falloutghoul - April 9, 2012, 6:36 pm
Who said they were experts?


2012 - The clock is ticking . . .


TAGS: obama sarah palin democrats republicans liberals 2012
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by North Star

Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 11:40 am
Thanks LD, nothing wrong with the guy having a palin fantasy. Lots of people that wouldn't mind grudge . . . nvm. :)
Sean - November 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Dammit LD, I feel so stupid now. Thanks for not sending me a PM pointing that out.
LogicDude - November 14, 2009, 11:00 pm
Having a shoe fetish is nothing to ashamed of - and Obama is JUST A MAN DAMMIT! A man who likes a nice black leather spike heel to the forehead...
Sean - November 14, 2009, 6:25 pm
Nothing racist going on here. Move along folks.
alohadude - November 14, 2009, 6:15 pm
you shouldn't write a book until you actually read one
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 4:45 pm
This is low... even for you.


2013 - What have we done?


TAGS: john mccain apocalypse evil republicans
Rating: 1.58/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Katrina - February 10, 2009, 2:19 pm
:l
Katrina - February 10, 2009, 2:12 pm
I guess we will all get the chance to find out...I'm excited, are you excited?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 7:46 pm
Oh, I think McCain's got the simple minded vote locked up with his Alaskan Gimmick, his as-yet-detailed solution to everything including Bin Laden, and his endless vicious hate mongering. He's done everything short of using the n-word.
LogicDude - October 19, 2008, 3:47 pm
Obama is buying the simple-minded vote with promises of things he can't deliver...but he CAN deliver what is in this picture!
MadMSG - October 19, 2008, 2:21 pm
Roamer, I agree. Obama's policies are dangerous. This Motifake reeks of Kool-Aid guzzling liberalism and definitely fails.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:14 am
to defend neal's point. I dare anyone to prove me wrong.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:12 am
... weak president, dead economy, and terrorists that followed us home after surrender in Iraq/Afghanistan.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:11 am
Sure he does! It would mean all those explosions would be terrorist attacks and the lightning storms are Iranian Weather Control devices and the leader of the UTO (United Terrorists' Organization) is standing amist the anarchy as America is destroyed by a
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:57 am
Neal has no clue what he's talking about.
Z - June 13, 2008, 12:28 am
yeah, peace and legal weed would really suck....... if you like p****
Shtoink - May 20, 2008, 2:16 am
but it looks like McCain rebuilt the twin towers
Neal - May 17, 2008, 9:31 am
Yeah I know, but imagine how much worse 2013 would be if OBAMA were to win!


MOTORCYCLE HELMETS - Pablo was warned




HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts


TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
trololololo
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
Amen!


FLORIDA - 60% Mexicans 30% Elderly 20% Idiots who can't count


TAGS: florida idiots mexicans
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Jalozyin - September 12, 2011, 4:28 am
Actually, I was going more for a 'voter count' joke. But, meh. :P
lechacal - July 21, 2011, 9:06 am
Cubans, not Mexicans.
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"I love the shape of Florida. It looks like it's pissing on Cuba" Gallagher
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"Florida is one big Yankee retirement home" Lewis Grizzard


MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... -


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


JOHN DEERE? - Know your farm equipment




AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"


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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't b**** and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big f***ing surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.


BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!




THE BORROWERS - The Mexicans of the future.


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rerun - March 27, 2010, 8:54 pm

I have seen a few versions of this, the best is NSFW


AMERICANS - If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking Native American.


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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:02 pm
Finally, a TRUE patriot who tried to defend his country from invasion.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2011, 4:12 am
I think you missed my point. Actually... I know you missed my point.
MuthaLuva69 - March 11, 2011, 1:57 am
hahaha whoever made this is a complete utter idiot. the man in that ph**o is Sitting Bull who help in the killing General Custer. if anything he is a symbol of victory for the true Americans.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:11 pm
Well played.


WHO BESIDES ME -




AMERICANS - ...everybody knows you're dumb. Live with it.


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moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 2:04 am
I know. I can't spell.......If they ever have an Emo music festival they might be concentrated enough for a tactical strike. Good thinking Sean.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:59 am
But these "nucular" weapons, if push comes to shove, we can use 'em on the Emo's, no?
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 1:53 am
They also gave us nuclear weapons and Emo's. nuff said aboot that.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:45 am
And they gave us "adam" -- a supreme dumbass.
adam - April 29, 2009, 1:40 am
AMERICANS-gave you the car, electricity, computers, the internet, and pretty much every other luxery you have. dumbass
barockeva - January 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
Of course it doesn't happen. Everyone knows you ride in the pouch.


AMERICANS LOOKUP TO CANADIANS -


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 7:51 pm
Watch yourself new guy. There are a lot of Canadians on this site.
TheOmegaMan - October 17, 2010, 7:20 pm
What else can be said? Canadians love to go down on Americans...I mean TO America just like Pamela Anderson did.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:51 pm
But I hear that they keep a diary of when the Gov's window blinds are open and closed, eH!
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
Lemme see...He had a big, long nose...a stupid-looking hat - with big antlers on it no less...and an "I hate Sarah Palin" b***on on his lapel.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Uhmmm, LD, buddy, this doctor you saw, did you ahve to cross any borders to get to his and/or her office? Just a little theory I'm working on.
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
Back from the panic...saw a Doctor aboot the speech-thingy. He said "Drink a bag of milk and call me in the morning."
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:52 pm
Is there any cure for that peculiar speech impediment you guys have up there, eh? OH SH*T! You guys didn't say it was contagious! What's that aboot??? AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
mooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:10 am
obviously they do. I'm allowed an hour of internet after group sessions, aren't I.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am
Ya'll need some serious psychiatric help. Hope CanadaCare pays for that too.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
Had to get some of my composure back. You got me good.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:44 pm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:42 pm
That's it. I"M TAKING MY BALL AND I"M GOING HOME.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Apparently not.... you're still messaging.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:28 pm
I can take a joke. I take my life don't I?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Long-winded explanation aside, well played, mooooooooo.... well played, indeed. (dance, puppets!)
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
so it was at -50% before? Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
I'm a fan of any cruelty of that sort. I don't use it much, as the people who are use that cop-out make me want to hurt puppies. They have a sense of humor right up until it's something unfunny to them.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:25 pm
It's funny because I really do have a sister. And that b**** drives me nuts.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
Deep breath... ok. My admiration for you just went up 150%
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
I know I'm a terrible person. Fictional Jesus is very, very angry with me.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
You bastard! d*** near typed an apology for joking about your moose-whoring sister. Heard she did a wallaby once ... but all in all, still didn't care for Australia.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
Daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Hook, line and sinker. I go nuts over the "don't go there" stuff.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
Godd*** comments. I need to refresh more.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Nah, I was just f***ing with ya,Eh?.......Yeah, I went there.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Thanks for what? Me? Putting this on me?
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
I knew that was gonna bite me in the a**.Bobviously I was directing that at WTFO and ME. My sister passed away last week (cancer) So thanks for that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:14 pm
When money runs all systems, this is what you get... America. There is a lot of good to say about advances in medicine from our universities. On the other hand, pharmaceutical companies pay lots of money to make sure cures don't come about too quickly.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
And don't call me Christ. Thor or Zeus, are both fine.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
Oh, sorry moooooooooooooooooo. Is there any truth to the rumor that a moose once did your sister?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:11 pm
It might be that at the end of the day, America remains the exception for reasons that have nothing to do with ideology. But we of course wish them well.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
Christ! Shut up already. This site is supposed to be funny not informative.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
Those are some good points Me, but I think our American friends have some difficulties that Canadians don't. One seems to be illegal immigration (coupled with the inability to legally deny critical medical care), the other seems to be the Tort system ...
Me - June 14, 2009, 11:05 pm
All that being said, as much as I despise the Government having a hand in any sort of service outside of Military and Police, I don't really see any viable option. Leaving the poor to die, is inhumane, me paying for me and then them is bad business...
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:59 pm
And one other myth is this notion of "Rationed Care." I think that any Canadian here will attest that health care is not rationed in any way, save if you count Triage as rationing, but since all hospitals I know of use triage...including those in the US
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:53 pm
With Care being the operative word vice Insurance. This system a**umes that it is every citizens responsibility to contribute to ensure that everyone is cared for. That being said you still need a Gov. Issued Health Card to receive any benefits.
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:51 pm
The American's work on a system of Health Insurance, where those who can pay do, those who can't (or are under Fed Coverage) are paid for by the taxpayer. Canada, and most other industrialized countries, use a system of Health Care
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:49 pm
WTFO, I know it's a common myth. And I appreciate the retraction. I think the difference in the health care is as you state a very complex problem. I (personally) believe it to come down to a difference in semantics.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:55 pm
insurance and they will make the govt's available for those poor disinfranchised folks. But who the hell is going to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it as an entitlement? Nobody and the taxpayers will pay the bill.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:54 pm
and see for yourself how well those programs work. Also, the US health care costs are high because taxpayers are already paying for the uninsured and illegal aliens' health care. The govt is telling us now that if we want we can keep our current health
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:53 pm
my own experience as a US serviceman on how well our govt handles health care. They provide us with a govt procured (read lowest bidder) HMO, TriCare (or as we call it Tri to get Care). When you retire from service you go to the VA. Do a little research
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:47 pm
they need. However, there are Americans that go to Canada due to cost issues. In both countries the quality of hospitals vary wildly. While the one you speak of may be great, other provinces are a different story according to my research. I can speak from
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:44 pm
Adam, your statements overreach the truth. The World Health Org lists Canada as 30th in the world. Also, there a Canadians that come to the US when they get tired of the red ***e of a "single-payer" govt insurance and they can't find the specialized care
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:42 pm
Me, you are correct that the 9-11 terrorists did not come into the US via Canada. My mistake and I apologize to Canada. Unfortunately, it's a common myth.
Me - June 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
WTFO, you're wrong the attackers did NOT come across the Canadian border, heres a ref, but look it up ANYWHERE: http://www.nationalpost.com/scripts/story.html?id=1520295
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:43 pm
because they can't afford the ****ty health care you guys have. They're afraid of losing everything they have to hospital bills, so they come up here to get the treatment they need without worrying about massive bills.
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:41 pm
WTFO, thats bull****. People do not come to USA for special surgeries. Canada has some of the best doctors and surgeons in the world, particularlt here in Edmonton at the U of A. I've met many people who have come from USA to get treatment in Canada
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:33 pm
One of the differences between Reagan and GWB was that Reagan was smart enough to move on to a new enemy every year or two. Keeps things fresh, y'know? Bush picked only one (rather, was picked by) and kept it.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:28 pm
It's actually not much of a secret that governing bodies try to unite the people by giving them a common enemy. Principle's been around since ancient Greece. Why? Because it works.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:01 pm
mostly. Christian, jew, muslim no matter they all perpetuate hate for hates sake. You are obviously obsessed with whatever allows you to hate the most! Keep your focus hate and thats all we will ever have.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:57 pm
And then you taught them to fly planes. Typical to look for anyone else to blame. Arrogant pride led to the infiltration of your country. No 1 person/country carries as much blame for the 3 towers as the u.s itself. Actually organized religion is at fault
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 2:38 am
lol
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:51 am
the Battle of 1812. No one believes the same results would occur in 2009. I work with some great Canadian forces and they do not share you illusions. Also, let's not forget that the 9-11 attackers that came here illegally came across your border with us.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:47 am
For Canuck, your health care is rationed and those who need specialized meds or operations come to the US, it can also cost you in excess of 40% in taxes. As for being civil, you should take your own advice. The war you are thumping your chest about was
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:02 am
Whataya gonna do hit us with hockey sticks? Quit bein' a canadian **** sucker.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:59 am
Well we do have free health care, clean water, and a much higher standard of living. Don't be such a U.S.A-hole baron, neighbors should be civil. And don't forget what happened last time you guys got brave and crossed our borders.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 4:25 am
We Americans look up to you Canadians like a kleenex looks at the bloody mucus deposited into it.
Sean - January 5, 2009, 11:56 am
Is that why yous guys keep calling me an a**hat? P.S.: wot's a a**hat?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:19 am
LOL and Props to Sean for being our hat and covering America's bald spot!


NOT TOO DUMB EH? -


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Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:58 pm
Ever see when they try to explain how to get free beer? Doesn't work...:(
spacedog - January 22, 2013, 6:07 pm
HA! Hoser proverbs! Keep your stick on the ice. 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:24 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes guys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:42 pm
C - eh - N - eh - D - eh
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 9:22 pm

Same goes for driveways, sidewalks and porches in my hometown! Erie, PA born and raised! 5 frozen Lions on this one.
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
5L for truth Missy


ARCTIC COKE CANS, THEY LOOK LIKE DIET COKE CANS... - BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TO LAZY TO READ


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maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 7:07 pm
Another Blow Out For Coke' Cola


AMERICANS -


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Rating: 3.7/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:43 pm
I'm American, military, and I love this country but the never forget stuff is getting ridiculous. Bilboards, License plates, Bumper stickers, Posters, Pamphlets... I haven't forgotten, just becoming a little numb at this point. Nice picture though.
Veldimar - January 3, 2011, 1:36 pm
You can never forget the things you dont't know. That's why you don't forget.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 21, 2009, 9:58 pm
This is a beautiful poster.
MO - August 21, 2009, 3:47 pm
Or How 'bout Steven Colbert asking colored voters if they agree with BHO's choice of Sarah Palin as his VP? They all supported her and thought she was just the bestest ever. Then again Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jessy the Body Ventura were also elected...
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 12:48 pm
Logic?? We don't need no stinkin' logic! Well, cept LogicDude anyway, crap, this whole comment started off funny in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:17 pm
Love....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:17 pm
JK.... I lover you guys .....just keep making Movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:16 pm
Or "never forget everyone hates you"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:15 pm
Or Amerikens. "Never subscribe to logic"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:13 pm
Or "Amerikens never pass up a super size"........come on it's just a joke.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:37 am
And no I did not just confuse Pearl Harbor with Iwo Jima.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:36 am
When Jay Leno does his Jay-Walking bit and has no apparent difficulty whatsoever finding Americans who cannot say who attacked whom at Pearl Harbor, "never forget" seems to apply to a select few Yanks.
Rollseyes - August 21, 2009, 11:31 am
Not bygone at all. America's Glory is a constant light in a dark world. The full light of that Glory will become evident when the socialist administration currently running the country into the ground is partially removed come the next election cycle.
HubbaBubba - August 21, 2009, 4:21 am
They never forget....´cause they keep badgering everyone else with bygone glory.....
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:48 am
Nor does anyone else. (Except stoners, Alzheimer sufferers and a few other unfortunates))


AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?


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Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go f*** your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your a**. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
f*** team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm
Canadians didn't do **** in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the f***ing same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am
so wat we still the bestest ****ry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little a**holes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm
One more warning and then I'm calling the Ges***o! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the a**holes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.


THE BEGINNING -


TAGS: rivals americans canadians
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:25 pm
You're right! Thank you very f**king much...bahaha!
Bolverk3778 - May 24, 2013, 6:41 pm
Do not take good manners for being passive, the Canadians can just as aggressive as the rest of North America they are just more polite as they do it.
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true. Just prepare when we need more trees.


History Lesson -


TAGS: history lesson americans columbus lost
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 28, 2014, 5:12 pm
As a certified (and certifiable) historian, I officially found 5 lost lions for this one!


PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conference


TAGS: ronald reagan politics press conference homur republican republicans quotes
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 4:12 am
You're still not funny
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:01 am
You found this humorous?


RED BULL AIR RACING -




INEVITABILITY - Like the rising of the sun, Sarah 2012 is inevitable.


TAGS: sarah republicans obama liberals
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:34 am
...you can't imagine a better Republican coming along?


ARE YOU BETTER OFF... - than you were four months ago?


TAGS: politics obama reagan ronald barack republican republicans democrats retard
Rating: 2.68/5

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Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:40 am
5 Lions, good question and respect for Reagan as always. Greatest president since 1900 for sure.
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:27 pm
So you prefer the crazy war vet that got caught over the smoker? Your logic has beaten me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 2:04 pm
Well I lost the Pool....Who had Major surgery?
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 2:02 pm
Not dead yet. Sure some are disappointed by that news. Just recovering from back surgery. Nothing heroic like a SpecOps mission (unless surgery is a cover story).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 1:48 am
Gee WTFO, we thought you had died or were on some sort of special ops mission......If you tell me will you have to kill me?
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 1:40 am
Not by a long sh**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crap.


LIBERALS -




REPUBLICANS - Keep trying to ban abortions. You won't stop us!


TAGS: fail baby abortion republicans
Rating: 2/5

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faulty switch - August 10, 2009, 4:14 am
hector are you endorsing killing babies in and out of the womb? how does it feel to encourage murder of innocent babies? can i abort you? you dumb b****!
Hector - April 24, 2009, 3:15 pm
Greg - Way to bring a***ytical thought to the debate! Or, are you secretly a Dem/Lib/Paulian and just want to sound stupid so as to make all Republicans seem ignorant and incapable of nuanced thought?
greg - April 24, 2009, 2:15 pm
f*** you democrat ****
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 11:30 pm
-- lots of exceptions, just as there are many types of christians, and many who probably would make the offer. I just don't think the people protesting are emulating Jesus, just name checking him)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 11:29 pm
For all the protesting and yelling the right does against abortion, I'd like to see them put their religion where their mouth is and offer to adopt every unwanted child. People who worship Jesus need to act more like him. (I say this knowing there are lo
Vaughn - October 31, 2008, 10:12 pm
I would thank my mother, if she hadn't given me up when I was an infant. And last time I watched a Republican rally, they were rallying against abortion. And the people lining up outside of the local planned parenthood are all republicans. The republica
Bob Chin - October 30, 2008, 7:56 am
Vaughn... Go thank your mother for not aborting you. Republicans do not have any way to stop males from having an abortion...Females either for that matter. Coathanger?


RESURRECTION -




AMERICANS -


TAGS: americans liberty
Rating: 3.41/5

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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:20 pm
America: invades countries for freedom and liberty. On another note: You can regain your virginity by f***ing.
G4briel - March 25, 2010, 10:38 am
Theyr own liberty, of course.
Spangle - October 8, 2009, 6:08 pm
America: getting in the way of the grown ups for 300 years.
HubbaBubba - August 27, 2009, 4:05 am
Indeed, America will always fight. So everybody else, BEHAVE, or America will bring Democracy to your country, and you have to ask yourself: "Do I really want THAT???"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 6:33 am
I have to say I love this poster.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:23 am
after Noriega declared war on the US. Protecting the liberty of US citizens is an important mission. Apparently, you feel that mission is a "selfish purpose". Take your stupidity and insults elsewhere. They don't stand up to facts and logic.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:20 am
Blah, blah, blah Timmy. Did we bomb you recently or something? You seem so bitter and completely misled. Granada is a town in Spain, however Grenada is an island we invaded to free US citizens being held captive. In Panama, we went to protect US lives
Amerifags - April 18, 2009, 6:24 pm
Will stamp liberty on any selfish purpose, yeah, let´s invade Granada and Panama, doing it for Liberty!
Elder God Douchebag - February 22, 2009, 6:22 pm
America would win, duh.
Roamer - February 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
If they were to fight due to massive time travel accident... who would win.....
Toussaint - February 20, 2009, 9:44 am
Captain, you've just been reduced in rank. The artwork is period acceptable as the US forces had several variations of waistcoat: blue with white trim, blue with gold, blue with red. And of course the British were in red.
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:22 am
Ok...Ummm....The left of the pctureis fighting against the English right....And the tight hand side is fighting for he English. Bit of a mixed bag there...
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Outstanding! You are truly an artist Ron. Another 5 marching fur bags for you.


REPUBLICANS - Labeling Democrats as "communists" despite having no clue as to what communism is since 2008.




NSA Spying -




Hockey -


TAGS: hockey rivals canadians americans babies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2014, 5:47 pm
Good call Missy. The states out played us.
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
Oh yeah, thanks!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
I think the 'mericans are going to win that one. We've got a great team but this year they just don't seem to "act" like a team. Guess we'll see eh?
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:08 am
Thank you Jesus. You should be one of the all time best hockey players I would think. You can walk on water, gawd help the team playing against you on ice!
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:53 pm
Oh yeah, 5 gold lions eh. (Go Canada Go)
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:50 pm
Olympic sledge hockey semi-finals tomorrow: Canada vs. U.S.A.
JesusWept - March 12, 2014, 6:31 pm
It's true! I'm Swedish and 7 times out of 10 Canada beats the sh*t out of us in hockey hehe. Good one, MissP! L L L L L
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:17 pm
Little known fact...did you know that SPARTA spelt backwards is A TRAP(s)...I know you're trying it out right now me lord...bahaha
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
Seriously? Poor memories? Well let me tell you something lady......uhhhhh? And another thing! Sorry for using the same picture, my apologies. Us Canadians sometimes dumber than 2 pieces of sheep****, but always polite...teehee
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 11:49 am

Canadians: Great at hockey. They do suffer from poor memories~~apparently. #171685 Created February 25, 2014 (BG)
Reality Lord - March 12, 2014, 7:41 am

p'fffft. the play on ice. we are born of ice. THIS IS SPARTA.


Bad Deal -




PEOPLE -


TAGS: democracy bull lies cans hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

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holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:23 pm
They censored swal*ow
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:22 pm
I only rattle when I s****** the can


nanananana -


TAGS: batman cans
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:25 pm
Wow !


COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER - I'm all alone and the night is so long


TAGS: rerun jay andthe americans
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - November 7, 2012, 8:13 pm

LOL, thanks.....I think
Sho - November 7, 2012, 7:47 pm
"Asking eyes, alluring lips". according to my rough translation
rerun - November 7, 2012, 7:33 pm

I'm afraid of getting this translated.
Sho - November 7, 2012, 5:46 pm
Dutch looks a little weird on this site LOL. 5's


That's Vehicular -




THE CROODS - The past decade's debates between Republicans and Democrats summarized in 90 minute cartoon.




HOME IMPROVEMENTS -


TAGS: beer cans recycle
Rating: 4.57/5

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Greeny - May 29, 2011, 10:58 pm
lol


ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BP -


TAGS: cajuns boudreaux oil pelicans hooters
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 3:43 pm

lols


ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...


TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 3.11/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Ed-Hyde FTW!!! 1L.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
If you believe something enough to say it, your argument loses all credibility if you fail to own it. Say what you want, but either own it, or go away.
Reason - September 23, 2009, 5:05 pm
freedom of speach. an american virtue if i remember school right? so STFU.
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:26 am
Thus spaketh Jmac0585, champion of idiots around the world.
Anon - August 18, 2009, 11:04 am
b***hurt Amerifag is b***hurt. Everyone is posting anti(insert nation) in here. Your is not a special snowflake. Get over it.


YOU CAN HAVE HIM -


TAGS: republicans conservatives ballet dancers
Rating: 2.94/5

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WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:50 pm
Not my favorite guy but he was the last respectable Dem in Congress (I knew of) until the Dems ran him out of the party for putting the country before their extreme ideology. Regardless, we gave you Arlen Specter, enjoy that loser (Snowe will be next).
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:47 pm
WTFO...sorry, but u know I'm a toker...lol
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:47 pm
he popped up in the news this week...Please Mr MTFO...take him! This putz dances funny...don,t republicans dance funny?(Dancing With The Stars reference...lol) Dems just walk funny...lol
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 1:00 pm
No.


GODERATOR POWER - Sometimes motifake needs a bouncer. sometimes motifake needs a gardener. Aggie the mod steps up to the plate!


TAGS: bags of oranges and cans of guinness are heavy
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:24 pm
I often dream of operating a churro cart at Disneyland. Sigh.... maybe a good semi-retirement job.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:22 pm
Oh! Well, that's great then!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 12:19 pm
Chalupa's and churro's actually.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:09 am
Let me guess... the plate is stacked with rice and beans?


DIEBOLD - assisting Republicans in falsifying votes since 2000




MODERN ROYAL FAMILY - Two Presidents... thus far. Long live the Bushes!


TAGS: politics bush bushes republicans president
Rating: 2.63/5

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TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:19 pm
Uhhh..yeah....bankruptcy...funny you should mention that.
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 1:56 am
Guest is right... no more Bushes.
Agent K - July 1, 2009, 8:22 am
unless its Jeb he was a hell of a governor here in florida id vote for him regardless of his genes
Guest091 - July 1, 2009, 7:22 am
It should end there. Put another Bush in office, and the country would file for bankruptcy.


TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?


TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 2.55/5

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knowitall - July 27, 2009, 5:09 pm
a brain tumor?


THE SEASON FOR ELITISM - is almost over.


TAGS: harry reid democrats republicans politics obama pelosi bush
Rating: 2.54/5

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Derek - September 22, 2009, 5:59 pm
Presumably, for the other three seasons we're inactive.


WELL LITTLE ELEPHANT, - That's why you shouldn't listen to Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh or Don Imus


TAGS: republicans mccain
Rating: 2.4/5
Anonymous2 - June 17, 2009, 4:05 pm
The president can't spend a dime, it's Congress who controls that. Let's see the same chart with which party controlled the House of Representatives, where spending bills must originate.
nada - June 17, 2009, 12:29 pm
and then the democrapic president Obama started printed millions of dollars and spent billions of our tax dollars on companies that can't handle money in the first place! Democrats FTL!!!
meh - March 15, 2009, 5:55 am
No major terror incidents? Please remind me who was president during 9/11? I'm not saying it was his fault, but that your comment was dumb...
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 3:14 am
Terrorists are hardly a threat to Americans, as long as they're in America.
Anonymous continued - January 8, 2009, 7:51 pm
-e terror attacks.
Anonymous - January 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
Republicans - Increased deficit, no major terror incidents Democrats - Increased deficit, terror incidents Umm... I think I'll take the Republicans, since most of those record increases came either as a result of a democratic congress or in response to th


LIBERTY - It's what neocons name their children.


TAGS: world turns neocons republicans conservatives
Rating: 2.26/5

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MO - August 11, 2009, 4:03 pm
This chick's just screaming for some Joker face paint! I'm just saying..... Ph**oshop anyone?
capitalization - August 11, 2009, 3:56 pm
Political opinion aside, does someone want to tell me who this is?


AUSTRALIA - Name one time America has gotten Australia out of trouble?


TAGS: americans
Rating: 2.12/5

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Knives - August 22, 2009, 1:15 am
As an Australian I kind of remember America fighting an entire front for this silly country. Australia during WW2 ceded full military control to America and let them take the entire offensive.
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 9:11 am
Al Gore is American? Are you sure? DAMMIT!
udon'tneed 2 know - June 18, 2009, 2:39 am
see this wonderful internet you're using to bash America? yeah, it's an American invention
Hendo - March 13, 2009, 12:04 am
There were only 243 killed in the Darwin raid - less than 10% of the death toll at Pearl Harbour. Crowe is from New Zealand. The US indeed saved Oz at the battles of the Coral Sea and Guadalca***, although we stopped the Japanese on the Kokoda.
bk - January 5, 2009, 12:09 am
we can still save Australia by teaching them the difference between a country and a continent
The AUS - July 16, 2008, 8:05 am
Yes, you will find a downed plane, after the Japanese killed 11,000 people in darwin, and all america sent was a single battleship which wasnt there till 3days afterwards however, i will thank them for the Nuclear bomb, because it did force the japs to r
Brin Londo5 - July 9, 2008, 2:21 am
We took Mel Gibson off your hands before he got drunk and embarrassed your nation, not to mention Russell "throw a phone" Crowe.
mauser98k - June 23, 2008, 11:28 am
head to the northern parts of Australia. you can find wreckage of downed aircraft from WWII. that's how close the Japs came to taking Australia. you're welcome.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 7:30 pm
... you don't know your country's history. that's cool. it's not for everyone.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 7:29 pm
not to throw the history book at ya... but uhhh Australia asked for an alliance with America because they were afraid of japan when they entered the war. We actually saved Australia from Japan during the battle in the coral sea... but whatever, you don't
Captain Whitey - June 20, 2008, 2:35 pm
Actually, a lot of us are pretty d*** smart. What the rest of the world CHOOSES to see is our functionally retarded Southern population. Which..Means the rest of the world is functionally retarded for thinking we're ALL like that.
reow - June 20, 2008, 12:26 pm
lol American's couldn't tell the difference between the globe and their own a**.
FUCK AUSTRALIA - June 19, 2008, 10:44 am
They saved Australia from dropping into NOTHINGNESS with the film crocodile dundee... Jack a**!
wink - June 19, 2008, 4:03 am
Well when New Zealand invades next year...


INTEREST - It's amazing how noone has lost it yet.




REPUBLICANS - Putting problems off on future generations since 1837.


TAGS: republicans
Rating: 1.57/5

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Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:13 pm
There is no correlation between solar output and currently observed global warming. RealClimate dot org.
Timpo - July 5, 2009, 11:47 pm
Yes!! Thank you!! and all the planets in our solar system are Heating up because the sun! every scientist who isn't payed off will tell you this
Haarakkon - July 2, 2009, 5:32 pm
thinking George W. was a screw-up, when he was one of the greatest presidents EVER. The media lied to the people, which in turn led to the ouster of the Republican Party. I'm fuzzier than Alberto Gonzales on the details.
Haarakkon - July 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
Oh, "Democrats took control of the House and Senate after 12 years of nearly unbroken Republican rule" (Washington Post, 1/5/07). Conveniently Forget, also, that it wasn't their fault we're in this mess. The media did it, brain-washing Americans into
Haarakkon - July 2, 2009, 5:25 pm
Now, now. We don't blame the Republicans for this. It was somehow all a Democrat-controlled Congress that caused this mess. Forget the minor details, like that Republicans had control of Legislative branches until late in '06.
_ - July 2, 2009, 4:39 pm
Bull****, it was the Republicans who did it, or do you forget that Obama INHERITED this mess from Bush???
Titus Pullo - June 30, 2009, 8:35 pm
That's right. Facts are useless misleading bits of information that don't make it thru the aura of self-righteousness and the heart of heart of hearts.
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 4:33 pm
AgentK - Don't bring facts into this.
Agent K - June 30, 2009, 3:55 pm
and yet the president and congress who d*** near tripled the national debt within 60 days are democrats...


AMERICANS - They're just narrow-minded


TAGS: americans they re just narrow minded
Rating: 1.53/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 6:20 pm
TUNNELS They're just lazy!
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 5:30 pm
Im pretty sure his face is like that from cage fighting
johnny - July 23, 2009, 1:52 pm
he used whats known as a face corset
Himalayan - April 24, 2009, 6:39 am
This Guy - Too narrow faced
RRCCmom - November 6, 2008, 10:24 am
Why do his forehead bones look like they're trying to burst out of his face
souf - July 30, 2008, 10:26 pm
The British, handing over their country to Muslims
Uh. - July 28, 2008, 3:30 pm
Nobody said an american posted the origional you ignorant ***khead


Can Beer . -


TAGS: cans
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - June 3, 2016, 3:04 am
Keys should only be used to sh**gun beers
caveman - June 3, 2016, 3:04 am
Keys should only be used to sh**gun beers
maoworks2 - June 1, 2016, 4:15 pm
Thank You Reality Lord , Better Day's Ahead, SKOL.
Reality Lord - June 1, 2016, 3:56 pm

SKOL!!!!!


Beethoven -


TAGS: music beethoven americans
Rating: 2.14/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 4:00 pm
Wow...chill out there Chopin...teehee.
Silverheart - August 24, 2015, 1:43 pm

AnAmericanComposer is the username of whomever uploaded this Beethoven symphony. And 148,377 likes mean that many people, who may or may not have been American, like the song. Not that they say Beethoven is / was American.


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